Six Guys Bitches Love

We know we’ve already gone over what qualities we like in a guy, but here’s the different stereotypes of guys we dig.

The Bro: Toned Bitch A loves the Bro so much that she’s planning her grad school around what areas have the highest amount of this type of guy (note from Toned Bitch A: hey! I’m looking at quality schools, and we all end up weeding out schools based on something petty!) Now we’re going to define our favorite type of bro, because it seems like just about any guy who has put on the mid-calves once is trying to boast he’s a bro. We’re talking about preppy, respects his Lilly, rages at a good tailgate, likes his decorative water coolers, would never wear cargos guy who usually is in a fraternity (or if your school sadly bans Greek life), still upholds the ideas of brotherhood and all things chill…or plays DI Lacrosse. These guys work pastels to a fault and have the confidence every girl loves. Oh, and they also have a gentlemen side and are funny as ever.

The Team Leader: We love jocks. They have wonderful bodies and are hard workers. But there is one who steps above and beyond the pack, and that’s the guy who is the captain, or acts as an unofficial team leader who all the guys can admire. They always look out for their teammates, look for new ways to push the pack beyond their limit, display maturity anyone can learn from, and make us want to be a better person.

The Chic Foreigner: This probably sounds downright petty, but we love a foreign accent (preferably British). Plus, those foreign boys wear the Armani suits like no stateside boy can (excluding a Mr. Barney Stinson), and have that hot exotic look. Besides, who wouldn’t want to be whisked off by some suave man while they are studying abroad or on vacation?

The Mysterious One: Who doesn’t love eyeing the hottie in your boring class/ at the gym/ while waiting in traffic at a really long light (p.s. we swear we’re not boy crazy middle schoolers, just bored college students)? And when you don’t know anything about said guy, he only appears every now and then, or is the silent type, it becomes a chase to find out any information about him. And really, who doesn’t love going back to their Nancy Drew days and trying to solve a mystery.

The Genuine Sweetheart: Okay, so this one sounds slightly creepy because sweetheart normally applies to girls, but whatever, the word sticks. We love guys like Blake Shelton or any guy in a chick flick who always go out of their way to be a gentleman, tell the truth, and do cute, spontaneous thing for a girl.

The Intellectual: We’re not talking about the bumbly, going to talk about partial vacuums all the time guys. The sleek, well-dressed guy with the great job, however, with great manners, and can hold his own in a high-level conversation is a keeper for sure.

xoxo, Toned Bitches