To the Mass of Guys in the Water

When you look more like you’re playing an elaborate game of chicken in the water rather than tossing around a football, something tells us your playing the game wrong. In related news, we don’t know whether or not to pity your absolute fail at trying to look hypo masculine, or be disturbed by the fact that we really want to join y’all (we’re from Missouri, we have a right to use that word).

xoxo, Toned Bitches