“Classical ballet will never die.”  ~Ninette de Valois   xoxo, Toned Bitches

“Classical ballet will never die.” 

~Ninette de Valois  

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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Not just true for hitting the gym. With a new semester beginning, really go out there and make the changes you want. xoxo, Toned Bitches

Not just true for hitting the gym. With a new semester beginning, really go out there and make the changes you want.

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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And that’s why we strongly encourage all mysterious hot guys to submit to strip searches. All to protect our country right?  xoxo, Toned Bitches

And that’s why we strongly encourage all mysterious hot guys to submit to strip searches. All to protect our country right? 

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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You Know You’re From the Midwest when…

Toned Bitches A and S are feeling a little homesick right now, so we want to show our Midwest pride to all those east coasters out there who’ve told us it’s just “flyover territory.”

- You’re proud of being corn and potato bred - and corn and potato fed.

- You’ve used the phrase “y’all” in a term paper. 

- What’s a skyscraper? Is that a fancy name for a windmill?

- You might or might not have a gun license. 

- You have bought clothes and makeup at Target.

- You’ve had a party in a corn field.

- While in a different part of the country, people comment on your good manners. 

- You’ve been stuck behind a tractor on your way home - this counts as a “traffic jam” in your town.

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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To the Biddie Talking in the Package Pickup Line

Thank you for going on and on to your friend how you reaally wanted to cheat on your boyfriend because that guy in your Arabic class was “like, just so cute.” You really helped the rest of us silent bystanders bond by hating you. To answer your questions: yes, this does make you a bad person; and no, it’s not acceptable to wear yoga pants on a day you’re not doing yoga. (Okay, you didn’t ask about that last one, but who are you kidding? We see that Starbucks drink in your hand.)

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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We know we already posted the “I’m Making Myself Shine” Nike ad, but this one really caught our eye as well. Embrace the sweat. xoxo, Toned Bitches

We know we already posted the “I’m Making Myself Shine” Nike ad, but this one really caught our eye as well. Embrace the sweat.

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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No words necessary.  xoxo, Toned Bitches

No words necessary. 

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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Give it your all today. xoxo, Toned Bitches

Give it your all today.

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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Because after the tears of a bad work out, the true courage comes in going back.  xoxo, Toned Bitches

Because after the tears of a bad work out, the true courage comes in going back. 

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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This legit reminds us of every time walking into the gym. The guys always underestimate what we can do until we start the chin ups and lapping them on the track. So to girls everywhere, GET IT! xoxo, Toned Bitches

This legit reminds us of every time walking into the gym. The guys always underestimate what we can do until we start the chin ups and lapping them on the track. So to girls everywhere, GET IT!

xoxo, Toned Bitches

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Tagged: fitness, health, girl power, exercise, running, nike, inspiration, inspirational, inspiring, motvational, motivation, motivating, .